Sister Gina Tonic the Sparkling
Full Sister Name
Sister Gina Tonic the Sparkling.
But, let's not forget the sweet Angel Puppy, Saint Lucy Fur
sisterginatonic at thesisters dot org
Date Of Birth
24 December 1960; just a day before (and a few years after!) the birth of Christ
Date Joined The Order
When Did You Discover Your Calling?
As a wee girl at the Holy Family Day Home, Sister Gina remembers thinking how glamorous the Sisters of Notre Dame were in their long, flowing habits. A few years later at Mission Dolores school, she watched in fascination as all the nuns dropped to their knees as the Archbishop walked through the schoolyard. Faboo, dropping to one's knees in front of a man AND getting to wear a flowing veil and short(ish) skirt (Vatican II, you know)!. Et voila, Sister Gina received her calling!
Sponsor In The Order
Sister Gina comes from the finest of lineage, the bluest of blue blood, oops, I mean eyeshadow: daughter of Sister GiGi Fa'Q, the French Whore (and, indeed, she is); grand-daughter of Sister Hellen Wheels; and great grand-daughter of Sister Dana van Iquity.
Goals & Aspirations
To make you feel good, darling!
Sister Gina is trying to get over her Catholic upbringing. She still has fantasies of Romans and crosses!
Rules By Which Sister Gina lives
Nails, like eyelashes, can never be too long and flawless.
Champagne bubbles, unlike penises, can never be too small.
More eyeliner is always better.
Use Sisley products by the truckload to battle in-flight dehydration.
Martinis can never be too dry.
Promulgate universal joy and expiate stigmatic guilt.