Sister Flora Goodthyme Email Address Other Aliases Sister Floozy, Emily Rose, Floozy Flora, Father Herb Coughman, Omnipotent Goddess of the "High Life" to the Imperial Court of Swinging Monkeys and Roaring Tigers Lay Occupation Other then Floozy!.. Well if you really must know I am a Brain Surgeon, Chemist, Philanthropist, Entrepreneur, Model and Make-up Artist... one of the above. Date Of Birth On the day of the heavyweights: Muhammad Ali, Benjamin Franklin, Anne Bronte, Frank Hague, Al Capone, Eartha Kitt, Betty White, James Earl Jones, Andy Kaufman and Sister Flora Goodthyme -- January 17th. Duhh... oh yeah minor detail 1981... Hometown Well I can say Walnut Creek,Ca or Fruitland, Idaho or Alameda, Ca.. so I'll go with West Coast for $500... Date Joined The Order Umm.. 2002? When Did You Discover Your Calling? I could have discovered my calling when I was in Boy and Sea Scouts. I had a love for my community and a drive to get things done. Unfortunately I had way too much fashion sense and could spit further then the rest of the boys. So I had to go. Lost, disconnected and floating about the cosmos, I stubbled across a lil' white rabbit who wasn't feeling well and needed my help. Being the "good" citizen I am I found herbal medicine to help bring that rascally rabbit back to life! Then the rabbit spoke and said "...(insert secular name here)... You're a Sister!" Aside from that, every time I go out to perform "Bar Ministry" and Safer Sex Positive Outreach I am reassured in the eyes of every person I come in contact with that I was meant to do this work and look fab-o while doin' it.... Why Did You Become A Sister? I dunno.... if you haven't been paying attention you may not find this Answer hilarious, and also you'll receive 15 DEMERITS! Sponsor In The Order My ever present Mother is Sister Penny Lane aka Emperor John Richard. My two know-it-all Big Sisters are Sister Edith Myflesh and Sister Roxanne Roles! Major Projects In The Order So many projects and such little attention spans we're dealing with... Goals & Aspirations To Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable... Grant me the serenity to pick a good Vice of choice! Religious Beliefs Witch. Other People's Words That I Find Instructive "Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast" - Sir Compton Mackenzie "I am the law!" - Frank Hague « Return to Meet The Sisters page.